Sunday, November 27, 2011

Bigg...Bigg...Bigg Boss!!!!

I hereby declare that I am officially in love with this show called BIGG BOSS!! I have religiously followed every season of this show (except season 3, which was pathetic), and I happily proclaim that I haven't missed even a single episode of the current season (season 5), as yet. After reading the above sentences, I am sure quite a few eyebrows would be raised, and you all will have one or more of the following thoughts going through your minds and hearts:
 - Ewww!! she watches Hindi shows, and that also something as tacky as big boss.
 - What is there to like in such a cheap show??
 - Phew! Thank god I am not the only one whose crazy about this show
 - At least someone accepts that she likes and watches the show

I agree that BB has nothing in it but weird losers fighting with each other over totally absurd and insane reasons. But that is precisely why I love this show, for its bitchy housemates, gossips, fights, link-ups, break-ups, character assassinations, the drama and the vulgarity! Basically, you can conveniently shut off your brain and enjoy watching this nonsense, and laughing at all the idiotic people who are its part.

Now onto some of my most and least favorite housemates. I would like to express my opinion about some of them. But, that cannot be done properly in English. So, here I switch over to my matrbhasha - Hindi to describe some (in)famous housemates.

MAHAK CHAHAL - Mahak meri favorite contestant hai. Bahot hi mast aur bindass bandi hai. Usko kisi maai ke laal se darr nahi lagta aur usse jo bolna hai, logon ke muh pe bolti hai. Bas kai baar doosron ke mamlon mein faltu taang adhaati hai aur zyada bol jaati hai, but on the whole shes's AWESOME!!


AKASHDEEP SAIGAL (SKY) - Saare Bigg Boss seasons ke contestants mein se ab tak ka sabse GHATIYA banda. Uski shakal dekhke mann karta hai khoon kardoon ka***e ka!! Khud ki koi aukaat nahi hai aur doosron ko loser bolta hai..Buddha kahin ka..Pooja Bedi ke support pe ooncha udta hai bas. Na bande ki shakal, aur na usme akal. Ek din solid Waat lagegi iski ghar mein!


POOJA BEDI - Iss season ki sabse irritating contestant. Har kisi ko gyaan banti rehti hai, aur har fight mein zabardasti ghus jaati hai. Sky pe fida hai aur woh jo bole wahi sahi hai iske liye. Isse lagta hai ki sabse intelligent yeh hai ghar mein aur baaki saare bewakoof bhare hain. Bloody immature buddhi! Achha hua evict ho gayi :)


SHRADDHA SHARMA - Yeh hai BB season 5 ki Dumb contestant. Jab bhi ghar mein koi fight, argument ya event hota hai, toh sab khatam hone ke baad iska ek hi question hota hai - "Kya Hua? Mujhe toh pata hi nahi chala? Arrey batao toh akhir hua kya?" Basically, Ramayan khatam ho jaati hai, aur yeh poochhti hai Sita kaun thi :) Par jab isko gussa aata hai toh asli apni asli aukat pe aa jati hai aur saamne wale ke past pe chali jaati hai. In short, Waat laga deti hai!


AMAR UPADHYAY - Yeh hai sabse Chaloo aur Shana contestant. Solid game khel raha hai. Kabhi kisi ki fight mein interfere nahi karta, but peechhe se sabko ek doosre ke khilaf bharhkata rehta hai. But, he's sophisticated aur agar ladta bhi hai toh tameez se :) Very strong contestant!


SIDDHARTH BHARDWAJ (SID) - Iski apni koi identity nahi hai. Doosre contestants ke peechhe ghumta hai. Pehle Sky ka right hand man tha, aur ab Amar ki team mein aa gaya hai. Kaafi unpredictable hai, and isko kabhi bhi, koi bhi baat buri lag jaati hai. But overall he's entertaining.


POOJA MISHRA - Ab iske baare mein main kya boloon..ekdum Psycho aur mental bandi!! Iske dimaag mein solid chemical locha hai. Faltu baaton pe jhagadti hai aur logon ko maarne pe utaaru ho jaati hai. Iske 2-3 favorite dialogues hain jo har time bolti hai - "Spare Me!", "Aap sab log mujh par negative attacks karte hain.", "Main iss ghar ki sabse co-operative, shaant aur adjustable contestant hoon.", "Talk to my hand/ass.", "Watch It!" Par yeh sabse zyada entertaining thi. Isko big boss ne khud ghar se nikaal diya, aur ab show thoda boring ho jayega.


JUHI PARMAR - Yeh hai Bedi aur Sky ke group ka teesra hissa. Yeh kabhi mujhe achhi lagti hai aur kabhi nahi. Actually, she reminds me of someone I know quite well :P Anyway, itna hai ki agar koi galat karta hai toh usko seedha bol deti hai. But kai baar chhoti chhoti baaton ko badha chadha kar bolti hai aur tension kar deti hai. Again a strong contender!


There are/were many more contestants like Shonali Nagrani, Shakti Kappor, Laxmi Narayan and Vida, but none as popular as the above described. Also, a special mention here for the great actor - Kamaal Rashid Khan (KRK). His tweets about BB season 5 are really hilarious, and extremely enjoyable. Keep up the good work KRK :) :)

So, all you Bigg Boss addicts, who are your favorite contestants in the current season??

Signing Off,
"Spare Me!!"

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